- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A house comes around the corner.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Joke

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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