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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Bob Saget

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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