- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How many people live in China? At least ten.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

whats polish and black a polish black person

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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