Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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