- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Roses are red, yup.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??