Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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