what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's brown an sticky Shit

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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