lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Not a joke.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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dyslexic's Untie

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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