- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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