- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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