- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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