Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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