If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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