How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I enjoy Popcorn

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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