What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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