- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

lets bomb africa

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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