- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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