What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats black and large -me

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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