- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

belly button

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

knock knock There's no door

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Y u do dis?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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