- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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