- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Jews

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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