- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Yo Momma is not fat.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

why did the black guy die? cancer

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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