Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats black and large -me

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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