whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock *open*

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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