- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

I had a submarine.... once

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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