how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Go away still nothing to see

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Grace Ackerson

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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