- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

i killed my family

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A American seeking into mexico

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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