Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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I had a submarine.... once

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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