- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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