- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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