Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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