- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

prepares this to get negative votes

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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