- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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