- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Equal rights!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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