Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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