How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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your face

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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