- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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