- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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