- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Hail Hitler

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A baby seal walks into a club.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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