how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

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