- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

black people

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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