- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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