What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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