- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

2 + 2 = 4

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

rocky is here again.......................

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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