- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What comes after 69? 70

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Face...the other white meat!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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