Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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