what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Long joke Your such a downey

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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