Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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A bar walks into a man

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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