- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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