Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What comes after 69? 70

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Face...the other white meat!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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