- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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