The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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