what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Corn Muffins

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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