- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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