Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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sucks Syntax...

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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