Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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