roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Shea's sty....

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Who is John Galt?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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