- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Your gay

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Women's rights

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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