- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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