what do you call a black chef glendon

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

aodhan hearty

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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