What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Who is John Galt?

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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