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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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