- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Sex

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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