You know whats funny Aids

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Penis

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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