What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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