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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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