An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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