- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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