what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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