Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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