What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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nothing

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Anti Joke

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