- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

You're a frog

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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