- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

I have read the terms and conditions

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

AIDS

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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