Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Life

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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