What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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