- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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