- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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