Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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woman's rights

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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