Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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