A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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