Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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