Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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