Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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