What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Ben Corbishley

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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