- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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