- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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