Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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