Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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