Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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