Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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