- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

mexicans fishing

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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