- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's the difference between a duck?

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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