- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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