Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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