- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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