What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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F? No k

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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This is a joke.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Swag.

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Anti Joke

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