Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why? Why not?

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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