Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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