- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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