- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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