- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A black person dies.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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