What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A man penetrates another man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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