- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Worms don't like apples.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

I like poop in my butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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