- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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