Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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