Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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