I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

kennah campion when she talks

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Racial equality.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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