How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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