Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Jesus Christ

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Poop.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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