what's up? my penis.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

No soup for you!

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Your existance.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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