- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

WOMENS RIGHTS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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