- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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