Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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