- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

An Asian person drove home safely.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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