- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

black people

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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