knock knock whos there open open who the door

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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