- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

sky silverstein

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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