- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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