why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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