- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die