Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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