Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Chlamydia

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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