What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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