- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

you give like i give lomain

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's your blood type? Red.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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