A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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KOOKABURRA

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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