Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Cripples are lame.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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