Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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