- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

No because your face is really f***** up.

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