Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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This is a joke.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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