What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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your face

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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hi

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

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