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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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