Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Black people having a Job.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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