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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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