Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Women's rights.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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