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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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