John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

the redsox

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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