- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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