- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What black and has children A black man

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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