- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

[Set up] [No punch line]

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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