You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats gay and american? a gay american

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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