COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is black and has no education A tire.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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