- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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