- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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