- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

2 black kids walk into school

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I enjoy Popcorn

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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