- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Okay.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

women's rights.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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